Peace of Mind (Odmori dušu...)

Yes, I perpetually incline to be depressed. And then my best man M. P. send an email. Usually he is very down to earth, knows exactly where to go what to do, but from time to time he comes up with a collection of sayings, a thought, or just plain "If would be wonderful if..." idea.

This is one of his knots in the tapestry of universe....

- It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
Andre Gide (1869 - 1951)

- The only way to avoid mistakes is to gain experience. The only way to gain experience is to do mistakes.
Anonymous

- You see things; and you say, 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say, "Why not?"
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "Back to Methuselah" (1921), part 1, act 1

- To a considerable extent people can be loosely classified as hosts and guests.
Max Beerbohm

- It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.
Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD)

- Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
Jonathan Kozol

Thanks!

A Better Joke :-)

Koala sjedi na drvu kad li prođe gušter. "Ej Koala! Šta radiš?"
Koala kaže: "Pušim joint, dođi gore i probaj."

A koala is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says to the koala "Hey! what are you doing?"
The koala says "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

I stvarno... gušter dođe gore te zajedno popuše još par džoksi. Nakon nekog vremena gušter postane žedan, te reče "Idem do rijeke da se pošteno napijem". Budući da je bio mali gušter urokan k'o slon, previše se nagne nad vodom i padne unutra.


So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

Sve to vidje krokodil, odmah priskoči gušteru u pomoć i spasi ga iz vode: "Pa šta je pobogu s tobom?"
Gušter mu objasni, da je s Koalom popušio par jointova, da je bio žedan i da je krenuo prema rijeci malo popit vode.

A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"
The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

Krokodil odluči da ode do koale u šumu, gdje nađe koalu kako upravo uvlači zadnji dim posljednjeg jointa.... Krokodil zaviče: "Hej, ti!"

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"


Koala pogleda s drva i začuđeno vikne... "Jebate stari!!!!! .......Pa koliko vode si ti to popio?!!"


The koala looks down and says "Faaaaarrrrk dude.... ...how much water did you drink?!!"